Why All The Girls Have To Buy Pink Stuff And All The Boys Have To Buy Different Color Stuff?
A toy store monologue.
[via ratsoff: davidfuternick]
Preach, Riley.
This little girl is my #superhero.
(Source: samreich)
“Captain’s Log” via sillyape.org
There is a freakin’ cat. On his head. I don’t care what people say—Morrissey rules.
(photo via an old, yet still highly entertaining, Guardian interview)
This is adorable. My love for Dr. Horrible just grows and grows.
Grace: http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2010/01/owl-in-flight.html
me: it’s an owl missile!
it looks like someone threw it.
Grace: vrrrrrrooom!
me: an owl quarterback
Grace: i love him
he’s on an owl mission
or he’s a roller coaster car
me: i want one
Grace: if only he’d do that on your floor
you’d have a shiny floor
me: heheeh
i’d want to catch him and have him be squishy and fluffy, but i know he’d be all bones and claws and beak
Grace: yeah
i’d want him to be like a bean bag
me: exactly!
and we could play catch with him and he would love it
Grace: he would giggle
me: yesh
but it would be nothing like that horrible ponyo movie
Grace: i hated that movie
and was voicing my review at my birthday brunch with my sisters
and they got pissed off at me
and i was like screw all of you, none of you know shit about it
me: ponyo ponyo, fishy from the sea, she’s a little girl with a round bell-ee
ponyo can suck it.


